Me And My Dad Used To Play

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

My Wife Can't Cook At All. She Made Chocolate Mousse. An Antler Got Stuck In My Throat.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.