Me And My Dad Used To Play

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.

I Was An Ugly Child. I Got Lost On The Beach. I Asked A Cop If He Could Find My Parents. He Said, 'i Don't Know. There's Lots Of Places For Them To Hide'.