Me And My Dad Used To Play

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.