Me And My Dad Used To Play

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. When He Took Me Hunting He Gave Me A Three Minute Head Start. Then On The Way Home He Tied Me To The Fender And Put The Deer In The Car.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.