After Two Days In The Hospital, I

I Like Children - Fried.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

The Advantages Of Whiskey Over Dogs Are Legion. Whiskey Does Not Need To Be Periodically Wormed, It Does Not Need To Be Fed, It Never Requires A Special Kennel, It Has No Toenails To Be Clipped Or Coat To Be Stripped. Whiskey Sits Quietly In Its Special Nook Until You Want It. True, Whiskey Has A Nasty Habit Of Running Out, But Then So Does A Dog.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.