After Two Days In The Hospital, I

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.