After Two Days In The Hospital, I

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.