So Long As The Presence Of Death

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.