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I'm Gonna Put Extra Blankets, Free, In All Your Rooms, And There'll Be No Cover Charge.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.