Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

How Is The Human Race Going To Survive Now That The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Two Dollars A Quart?