I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only

My Favorite Fruit Is Grapes. Because With Grapes, You Always Get Another Chance. 'cause, You Know, If You Have A Crappy Apple Or A Peach, You're Stuck With That Crappy Piece Of Fruit. But If You Have A Crappy Grape, No Problem - Just Move On To The Next. 'grapes: The Fruit Of Hope.'

I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During Rain.

I Used To Get Bummed Out When It Rained; Then I Realized That It's God's Way Of Washing Off Hippies.

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?