I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only

I Wonder How They Deal With Mice At Disney World.

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.

I Am Everything And I Am Nothing. I Am Just Kidding; I Am Not Everything And Nothing. That Would Be Ridiculous. I Am Just Everything.

The Planets. Now Footnote, I'm Including Pluto In The Planets, Because I Think It's Terrible What They Did To Pluto. And It's Still A Planet To Me. I Grew Up With Pluto As A Planet, It Will Always Be A Planet.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.