I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

I Think As A Performer, It Can Be Really Great To Stand On Stage, Especially When You Have More Time, But I Do Think About The Specific People In The Audience, How It's Hard For Them To Get Up And Go To The Bathroom, How They Chose Not To Do Other Things That Night And Have Turned Off Their Phones And Everything. So For That Reason, I Think It's Necessary To Mix It Up And Talk To The Audience.

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.

I Just Listen To So Much Music That I Like The Role Music Can Play In Scoring Something. I'm Not Doing Song Parodies Or Funny Songs, I'm Just Adding Some Music To My Words. So It's Limited And Specific, But As A Performer I Find It Pretty Enjoyable.