I Am What I Eat. And I

And My Only Rule Being If When I Wake In The Morning I'm Looking Forward To The Things That I Have To Do That Day, Then I'm On The Right Track.

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.

Earrings Are The Same As Sneezes: Two Is Okay, But Ten In A Row Is Annoying. If You Have Two Then, God Bless You.

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'