I Am What I Eat. And I

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

The Plastic Knife Is Perfect For When A Person Just Wants To Make Some Marks On His Food And Get Insanely Frustrated At The Same Time.

My Favorite Fruit Is Grapes. Because With Grapes, You Always Get Another Chance. 'cause, You Know, If You Have A Crappy Apple Or A Peach, You're Stuck With That Crappy Piece Of Fruit. But If You Have A Crappy Grape, No Problem - Just Move On To The Next. 'grapes: The Fruit Of Hope.'

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.