I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

As A Wedding Gift, Ray J Gave Kim Kardashian His Profits From Their Sex Tape. It's 'something Old' As Well As 'something Blew.'

Omaha Is A Little Like Newark, Without Newark's Glamour.

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.