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There Is Nothing Funny About Aging: It Is Rotten And Depressing. Anyone Who Tells You Otherwise Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.

I Could Be The Greta Garbo Of Comedy, Very Secluded, But Garbo Had A Man Who Was Beyond Rich To Support Her.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.