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Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

I Think We All In Comedi Business, Especially When We Reach A Certain Age, Are Divas Up To A Point. I Love When A Limousine Comes For Me, I Can't Lie About That. I Love When You Go To A Restaurant And They Say, "come This Way, Miss Rivers," And You Get A Good Table. I Love All That, The Perks That Come With The Business.

Your Anger Can Be 49 Percent And Your Comedy 51 Percent, And You're Okay. If The Anger Is 51 Percent, The Comedy Is Gone.