As A Wedding Gift, Ray J Gave

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

Grandchildren Can Be Annoying - How Many Times Can You Go: "and The Cow Goes Moo And The Pig Goes Oink"? It's Like Talking To A Supermodel.

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

My Mother Could Make Anybody Feel Guilty - She Used To Get Letters Of Apology From People She Didn't Even Know.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.