I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.