I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.