I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?