I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With A Cold.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.