He Was Happily Married - But His

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.