I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

And Now, In Honour Of The 150th Anniversary Of Beethoven's Death, I Would Like To Play 'clear The Saloon', Er, 'clair De Lune', By Debussy. I Don't Play Beethoven So Well, But I Play Debussy Very Badly, And Beethoven Would Have Liked That.

A Smile Is A Curve Which Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.