I've Lived (in La) For So Long,

Because Of What I Experienced When I Was A Kid, I Want Kids To Have That Kind Of An Epiphany Moment, That Little Jolt, That Little Spark That They See When Dusty ['planes'] Flies Higher Than He Has Before. That Scene Where He Flies Straight Up, And He's Starting To Get Dizzy, And Then Finally It Comes Together. We Forget As Adults. We Get Jaded And We Think That's Kids' Stuff, But For A Kid Who Doesn't Know About Anything Technical Or How A Movie Is Made, They're Just Going To See This And Hear This Beautiful Score And See This Dynamic, Fantastical Thing Happening In Front Of Them.

Some People Have Constipation Of The Brain But Their Mouth Has The Runs.

You Have To Realize, When You're A Comedian, That You Have To Have A Thick Skin. And Trust Me, Being Onstage In Front Of People Is Already Difficult Enough. Somebody's Personal Attack In An Email Is Not As Hard As Getting Onstage.

I Don't Know If I Could Rebuild An Airplane Engine, But I Know A Little Bit About Rotors And Rivets.

You Know What I'd Like To Be Able To Do More Than Anything Else? I'd Love To Be Able To Shoot Spaghetti Out Of My Fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause No One Wants To Be Covered In Spaghetti. No. If I'm On A Date With A Girl And She's Very Rude, I'd Be Like, You Know What? Pppptthhh! Enjoy Your Spaghetti, You're Very Rude. Enjoy Your Spaghetti, Cause You're Rude. Pppptthhh!