When I Have A Really Hot Date

I'm A Deep Thinker When It Comes To Shallow No Brainers.

Comedy Crowds - We Always Want To Come Out And Ask You, 'how You Feeling?' We Always Say That, 'by A Round Of Applause, How Do You Feel?' Right? 'by A Round Of Applause, How You Feeling?' It's The Only Place In The World That You Judge How You're Feeling By A Round Of Applause... There's Never Like A Car Accident, People All Over The Ground, People Running Over - 'ma'am! Ma'am! By A Round Of Applause, How Do You Feel? By A Round Of Applause - She's Not Clapping!

I Am An Observer, I Like To Watch People. I Am Into Psychology And People - How They Act And Such.

You Can't Teach An Old Hater New Truths.

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.