When I Have A Really Hot Date

I Don't Like People That Litter. If You Don't Throw A Wrapper In The Trashcan And You Just Toss It Out On The Ground I Wanna Take You And Toss You Into Outer Space.

You Need To Open Up Your Soul And Have A Weep-a-thon.

I'm A Deep Thinker When It Comes To Shallow No Brainers.

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.

The Key To Attempting To Create Art In Some Aspect Is Also Knowing That It Will Turn Some People Off.