I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.