I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All,

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.