I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All,

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.