I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All,

Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

I Personally Believe That Each Of Us Was Put Here For A Purpose -- To Build Not To Destroy. If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.