Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.