I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

I Can't Understand What's Holding Up Our Missile Program. It's The First Time The Government Ever Had Trouble Making The Taxpayers' Money Go Up In Smoke.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.