I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.