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If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.

I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally Pretty Wild.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

Lick The Alphabet. It Makes You Appear Creative, It's An Easy Diagram To Remember, It's Like "aaaaa.... Beeeee.... Ceeee.