So Many People Counted On Me To

So Many People Counted On Me To Be The Party, I Had To Move Far Enough Away That They Wouldn't Want To Drive There.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

I Have Lived A Carnal Life. My View Of Life Is 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!' I Don't Have To Go Through The Thing Of Paying For It In The Next Life. I Know I'm Screwed In The Next Life.