I Don't Care What Kind It Is,

You Can't Have Been Here Long, You Haven't Got A Pot Belly.

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!

Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly Disease.

I Never See Any Home Cooking - All I Get Is Fancy Stuff.

How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?