You Can't Have Been Here Long, You

It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

Oh! You're The People Ruining The Rivers.