You Can't Have Been Here Long, You

It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

Oh! You're The People Ruining The Rivers.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

People Think There's A Rigid Class System Here, But Dukes Have Been Known To Marry Chorus Girls. Some Have Even Married Americans.

I Have Very Little Experience Of Self-government. In Fact, I Am One Of The Most Governed People In The World.