You Can't Have Been Here Long, You

Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly Car, Is It?

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

Constitutionally I Don't Exist.

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.