You Can't Have Been Here Long, You

Can You Tell The Difference Between Them?

British Women Can't Cook.

I Never See Any Home Cooking - All I Get Is Fancy Stuff.

I Don't Care What Kind It Is, Just Get Me A Beer.

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.