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Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

Can You Tell The Difference Between Them?

It's Difficult To See How It's Possible To Become Immensely Valuable By Singing What Are The Most Hideous Songs.

We Don't Come Here For Our Health.

It Doesn't Look Like Much Work Goes On At This University.