Were You Here In The Bad Old

Young People Are The Same As They Always Were. They Are Just As Ignorant.

I Don't Think A Prostitute Is More Moral Than A Wife, But They Are Doing The Same Thing.

You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.