I Never See Any Home Cooking -

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!

Young People Are The Same As They Always Were. They Are Just As Ignorant.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

You Managed Not To Get Eaten Then?

Aren't Most Of You Descended From Pirates?