How Do You Keep The Natives Off

The World Population 60 Years Ago Was Just Over 2 Billion And It's Now More Than 6 Billion. This Huge Increase - An Explosion Really - Has Probably Done More Harm To The Environment Than Anything Else.

It's Difficult To See How It's Possible To Become Immensely Valuable By Singing What Are The Most Hideous Songs.

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

This Could Only Happen In A Technical College.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.