How Do You Keep The Natives Off

You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.

Young People Are The Same As They Always Were. They Are Just As Ignorant.

It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

When A Man Opens A Car Door For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife.