I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.