I Never Drink Water Because Of The

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

Christmas At My House Is Always At Least Six Or Seven Times More Pleasant Than Anywhere Else. We Start Drinking Early. And While Everyone Else Is Seeing Only One Santa Claus, We'll Be Seeing Six Or Seven.