I Did A Gig In The U.s.

My Dad's Dying Wish Was To Have His Family Around Him. I Can't Help Thinking He Would Have Been Better Off With More Oxygen.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

If Only Africa Had More Mosquito Nets Then Every Year We Could Save Millions Of Mosquitoes From Dying Needlessly Of Aids.

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.