I Did A Gig In The U.s.

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.

My Father Always Used To Say, "what Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger," - 'til The Accident.

Boxers Don't Have Sex Before A Fight. Do You Know Why That Is? They Don't Fancy Each Other.

I Saw That Show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I Would Have Thought The Obvious One Was 'shout For Help'.

My Dad's Dying Wish Was To Have His Family Around Him. I Can't Help Thinking He Would Have Been Better Off With More Oxygen.