I Saw That Show, 50 Things To

I Live Near A Remedial School. There Is A Sign That Says, Slow... Children. That Can't Be Good For Their Self Esteem. But Look Of Course On The Positive Side, They Can't Read It.

A Big Girl Once Came Up To Me After A Show And Said "i Think You're Fatist." I Said "no, No. I Think You're Fattest."

The Bigger The Audience, The Better With Comedy.

There's Things That I Couldn't Joke About But Other People Could.

Throwing Acid Is Wrong... In Some People's Eyes.