The Older You Get, The Tougher It

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.