I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

Every Naval Vessel Has A Contingent Of Marines Aboard. After All, The Sailors Have To Have Someone To Dance With.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.