I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.