I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.