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A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

All Geniuses Die Young.

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.