Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.

Time Wounds All Heels.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.