I Can Be Accused Of Trying To

I Always Wanted To Be Loved.

Its Hard To Be A Diamond In A Rhinestone World.

I May Look Fake But I'm Real Where It Counts.

Being Born Was The Worse And The First Mistake I Ever Made. The Doctor Didn't Spank Me, He Just Slapped Me In The Face.

My Aunt In Knoxville Would Bring Newspapers Up, Which We Used For Toilet Paper. Before We Used It, We'd Look At The Pictures.