Being Born Was The Worse And The

You Can't Just Will Your Dreams To Come True. You Have To Work Hard. You Have To Give 'em Wings, Arms, Legs...whatever It Takes To Make Your Dreams Come True.

I Describe My Look As A Blend Of Mother Goose, Cinderella, And The Local Hooker!

You're Not Going To See Your Dreams Come True If You Don't Put Wings, Legs, Arms, Hands, And Feet On 'em.

Depression Runs In My Family On Both Sides, And I Have To Be Wary.

Poor Little Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan... If Those Little Girls Slept With As Many Men As They Say In The Tabloids, Why Their Little Butts Would Have More Fingerprints Than The Fbi! I Kinda Feel Sorry For Them. We Should Give Those Two A Break.