I Always Wanted To Be Loved.

I Figure If I Keep My Health, I Have No Intention Of Retiring. I Love To Work. I Want To Be Like Bob Hope. I Want To Keep On Going Out And Doing What I Love To Do. Of Course, I'm No Bob Hope, But I Mean That Feeling That You Never Are Old And Have Things To Offer And Can Be Useful To Somebody. I Always Want To Be Useful, I Have No Intentions Of Retiring Unless I Should Get Sick Or Something Should Happen To My Husband. Other Than That I'm Going To Work Until I Fall Over.

Every Seven Years, I Sit Down And Make A Whole New Plan.

[on Why She Doesn't Exercise:] If I Tried To Jog With These Boobs, I'd End Up With Two Black Eyes.

Home Is Anywhere I Hang My Hair

If I Can Get My Dress On, My Weight Is Under Control.