Its Hard To Be A Diamond In

I'm Easy To Look Like, So There Are Lots And Lots Of Dolly Look-alikes.

My Husband Says I Look Like A Q-tip.

When People Say To Me Less Is More I Reply, 'more Is More'.

I Am Not Gay, But If I Were, I Would Be The First One Running Out Of The Closet.

I Bought All Those [fitness] Videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I Love To Sit And Eat Cookies And Watch 'em.