Its Hard To Be A Diamond In

People Make Jokes About My Bosoms, Why Don't They Look Underneath The Breasts At The Heart? It's Obvious I've Got Big Ones And If People Want To Assume They're Not Mine, Then Let Them.

I Figure If I Keep My Health, I Have No Intention Of Retiring. I Love To Work. I Want To Be Like Bob Hope.

I Did Not, Thank The Lord, Have To Have A Hysterectomy.

I Enjoy The Way I Look, But It's A Joke.

I Don't Have Time To Stand Around And Listen To An 11-minute Song.