I May Look Fake But I'm Real

I'm In The Public Eye, So I Don't Care Who Knows What I Get Done. If I See Something Sagging, Dragging, Or Bagging, I Get It Sucked, Tucked, Or Plucked.

I'm No Natural Beauty. If I'm Gonna Have Any Looks At All, I'm Gonna Have To Create Them.

I Was Probably 7 Years Old When I Started Playing The Guitar And Writing Some Serious Songs.

Tell Me I Have To Be Somewhere, And I'll Be There 20 Minutes Early And Stay There Longer Than Anybody Else. You Hold Up A Lot Of People If You're Not On Time.

I Look Like A Woman, But I Think Like A Man.