I Bought An Ideal Gift For My

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?