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A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

Talk About Cheap - On Christmas Eve, My Neighbour Shoots Off Three Blanks And Tells His Kids Santa Claus Just Committed Suicide.

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

This Man's Wife Told Him, "for Christmas, Surprise Me." On Christmas Eve He Leaned Over Where She Was Sleeping And Said, "boo!"