I Bought An Ideal Gift For My

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In Her Stockings - My Brother.

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

Nowadays, When A Speaker Tells The Graduates That The Future Is Theirs--is That A Promise Or A Threat?