I Bought An Ideal Gift For My

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

I Just Read About A Schoolteacher Who Got Hurt. She Was Grading Papers On A Curve!

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.

I Just Bought A Great Gift For My Boss - A Leaky Ant Farm.