I Bought A New Japanese Car, I

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

At Christmas Time We Couldn't Afford Tinsel, So We'd Wait Till Grandpa Sneezed.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.