She Was So Ugly That Her Face

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back