She Was So Ugly That Her Face

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I've Got The Only Dog Who Begs For Alka-seltzer.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!