I Am Not A Glutton - I

The Mole Rat Is The Only Rodent Born Without A Fur Coat. With A Good Lawyer, Someone Would Pay For That Little Oversight.

Humorists Can Never Start To Take Themselves Seriously. It's Literary Suicide.

I Became Hysterical And Frightened And Begged For Sedation. And That Was Just The First Prenatal Visit.

Mother's Words Of Wisdom: Answer Me! Don't Talk With Food In Your Mouth!

Babies Should Enjoy The Freedom To Vocalize Whether It Be In Church, A Public Meeting Place, During A Movie, Or After Hours When The Lights Are Out. They Have Not Yet Learned That Joy And Laughter Have To Last A Lifetime And Must Be Conserved.