I Am Not A Glutton - I

I Used Everything You Gave Me.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

Friends Are "annuals" That Need Seasonal Nurturing To Bear Blossoms. Family Is A "perennial" That Comes Up Year After Year, Enduring The Droughts Of Absence And Neglect. There's A Place In The Garden For Both Of Them.

The Age Of Your Children Is A Key Factor In How Quickly You Are Served In A Restaurant. We Once Had A Waiter In Canada Who Said, "could I Get You Your Check?" And We Answered, "how About The Menu First?"

When Humor Go's, There Go's Civilization.