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List Of Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

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If You Want To Save A Species, Simply Decide To Eat It. Then It Will Be Managed - Like Chickens, Like Turkeys, Like Deer, Like Canadian Geese.
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Turkeys
Want
You Can Tell You Ate Too Much For Thanksgiving When You Have To Let Your Bathrobe Out.
Thanksgiving
Too Much
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You Can Only Govern Men By Serving Them. The Rule Is Without Exception.
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Men
On Thanksgiving Day We Acknowledge Our Dependence.
Thanksgiving
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Happy Thanksgiving
No One Diets On Thanksgiving.
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Diets
Proper Turkey Preparation Is Critical. According To The U.s. Department Of Agriculture, More Americans Die Every Year From Eating Improperly Cooked Turkey Than Were Killed In The Entire Peloponnesian War. This Is Because Turkey Can Contain Salmonella, Which Are Tiny Bacteria That, If They Get In Your Bloodstream, Develop Into Full-grown Salmon, Which Could Come Leaping Out Of Your Mouth During An Important Business Presentation.
War
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It Was Dramatic To Watch My Grandmother Decapitate A Turkey With An Ax The Day Before Thanksgiving. Nowadays The Expense Of Hiring Grandmothers For The Ax Work Would Probably Qualify All Turkeys So Honored With Gourmet Status.
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Grandmother
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