No One Diets On Thanksgiving.

The Fact That Americans Drag Around The World By The Busloads To Glimpse The Past Probably Has Something To Do With The Youth Of Our Country. We Revere Anything Older Than George Burns.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

There Is So Much To Teach, And The Time Goes So Fast.

No Baby Shall At Any Time Be Quartered In A House Where There Are No Soft Laps, No Laughter, Or No Love.

I Have Always Felt Cookbooks Were Fiction And The Most Beautiful Words In The English Language Were 'room Service.