The Rose Bowl Is The Only Bowl

Men Who Have A Thirty-six-tele Vised-football- Games-a- Week-habit Should Be Declared Legally Dead And Their Estates Probated.

If I Raised My Hand To Wipe The Hair Out Of My Children's Eyes, They'd Flinch And Call Their Attorney.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

Success Is Outliving Your Failures

It's [motherhood] The Biggest On-the-job- Training Program In Existence Today.