Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

All Mothers Are Working Mothers.