Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

It's True Fang And I Fight, But We've Never Gone To Bed Mad. Of Course, One Year We Were Up For Three Months.

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.