Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take

Most Children Threaten At Times To Run Away From Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.