I Met My Husband When A Friend

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.