I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

This Man I Was Going With Asked Me For My Finger Measurements. I Thought He Was Going To Buy Me A Ring For Christmas, But He Gave Me A Bowling Ball.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.