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My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing. There's No Use Doing It Now, It Doesn't Fit Anybody I Know.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.