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I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.