Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.

Three Years Ago I Came To Florida Without A Nickel In My Pocket. Now I've Got A Nickel In My Pocket

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.