Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.